The Forrest Legacy: Generation One, Episode Three.

 Everyone, meet Harrison Wolf <3

Thanks Twilight8x!

 Just casually exiting the shower

 "Uhh, who are you?"

 "Oh, I'm Autumn-the maid"...

Harrison's Brain: I must tap that, so damn hot..hot tamale..hmmm I hungry...

"You must be Harrison! It's nice to meet you!"

 NEXT DAY- Mix it all together and you know you get the best of both worlds!

 "Morning Winter!"

"...Autumn."

 "What kind of waffles are these?!?!?"

"....organic.."

"Hey babe, what you say you and me and the bed."

 "You need me to make the bed?"

"...No just us-you know..."

"I do? Do you mind explaining it to me?"

"..Sex!"

 Mama said "Do do the thing, if you ain't got the ring..."

that's my girl 

BTW: I'm not the mom...

 "Well Mama's not here.."

 Harrison! Your a butt-face yah know...

 A butt-face with amaaazzzing abs <3

*drools*

 Wah-What are you doing? Autumn what are you doing?

 Hey! Stop it! Autumn-what about what 'mama said'?? What suddenly it doesn't matter anymore?

 ...even better

 Glich!!!!!

 "The maid?!?"

 "Your job was to clean and do all the boring stuff in life, not have sex with my brother!!"

"Well..I..he...sorry-I'll leave now.."

 "What the hell, Megan?"

"She was suppose to be working!"

"She was...for me.."

"Harrison! She's not a prostitute"

"She could pass for one though" 

Your joking, right?

 "Well sucks, she's gone and you shouldn't seduce the maid next time"

"Megan, you don't understand...I love her!"

"She worked her for a day.."

"Ever belelive in 'Love at First Sight?'

Hold on...*grabs water*....*spit take*...

what?!?!